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- Name: Jesse Perkins
- Alias(es): Johnny Darter
- Age: 23
- Hometown: Fort Collins
- When Not Serving Coffee, I Like To: Shoot the SHIT
- I Make a Mean: friend
- Last Album I Listened To: Zero 7 - Simple Things
- Currently Reading: A Treatise of Human Understanding, by David Hume
- This Is a Good Movie: Memento
- Secret Attack Move: The Flying Squirrel
- Alley Cat Drink: Iced Vanilla Latteys
- Alley Cat Foodstuffs: STEAM EGG
- Color: Pyuse
- Yo' Mama Joke: Yo mama so stupid.
Favorites
- A Quote from Me: "Its too damn windy to be pissing with sandals on"
- A Quote from Not Me: "Wait- what does that even mean?"
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