• Name: Neal
  • Alias(es): Cornealius, Meal
  • Age: 21
  • Hometown: Mempherca, TN
  • When Not Serving Coffee, I Like To: sleep, eat, do the art, go out on the town, martial arts, write, read
  • I Make a Mean: Macadamia Nut Hot Chocolate
  • Last Album I Listened To: Digable Planets - Blowout Comb
  • Currently Reading: Kafka - The Trail; Hemingway - A Farewell to Arms
  • This Is a Good Movie: High Fidelity
  • Secret Attack Move: The Tennis Shoe Untie

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  • Alley Cat Drink: Espresso, Coffee, or Water
  • Alley Cat Foodstuffs: Porchswing with Gardettos, Thoup.
  • Color: I never met a color I didn't like.
  • Yo' Mama Joke: Yo' mama so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.